- I want to stop being blind
And start being kind
To the one woman who’s always on my mind.
I want to show her my deepest love
With a huff and a bluff and a puff.
I’m so sorry if that is not enough.
I want with her to share
Everything. Everytime. Everywhere
And I want her to know I really care.
I want to be her closest friend
And never have to pretend
Our relationship can ever end.
I want to kiss her lips
And play with her tits
And hold her hand a little bit.
I want to look into her eyes
And see her surprise
When how much I truly love her she doth realize.
I want her to know I’m here
And my feelings are heartfelt and sincere
For this and every year.
I want to make her smile
With satisfaction, splendour and style
For more than just a while.
I want to tell her things which are funny
And call her my honeybunny
When she asks for the housekeeping money.
I have written this poem especially for her
With all the meaning that it can infer
And I will never expect an answer.
But I absolutely want her to know
I never want to let her go
Because I love her so.
(I don’t believe, she says, with a tear in her eye
I’m not Rihanna. So Why?
Because I don’t love the way you lie)
If only that were true,
Then my heart would surely bleed.
I do honestly and truly love you,
You are the one I want and need.
You are worth every conceivable sacrifice
A simple man can make.
Delicious, delectable, adorable, as sweet as spice
Even if your devilishness I beg to forsake.
Mighty men can have their jewels
But I know I have captured mine
A friend, a folly, a foe who stands no fools,
My bright and everlasting good morning sunshine.